tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i didn’t think i was going to remember this…..i did
My mom would be gripping the remote white-knuckled and be like, “Fuck this commercial”
my harry potter OC is called deadlift powercrunch, the most muscular wizard of all time
wizards rarely use physical power to accomplish anything, so the most muscular, is propably not that muscular when compared to muggles
deadlift powercrunch uses her physical power above magic, she does not care about magic and only uses it to create gym equipment from thin air and also to give her gatling gun arm infinite bullets.
dang look at this cool shirt from Mexico I really wanted to get it but it was in children’s sizes only
thats no excuse. wear the shirt anyway over your bulging adult body. bust through the seams as you flex your rippling biceps at the police, streaking past the other patrons in the park and clothed in nothing else but the tattered scrap of what used to be a childs shirt. bad as youguana be
unfortunately he’s still online and looking for women of color to exotify/fetishize.
please reblog so other women of color in Colorado are spared.
how to “pander to sjws / feminists”: in depth characters and storytelling, non objectified female characters, characters of all manners of races, identities and backgrounds
how to pander to gamer boys: make titty wobble
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
Shout out to femme nonbinary folks who have their identities questioned because they don’t live up to a patriarchal definition of androgyny